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Robert - The Hotel Guru
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  • Deviant for 17 years
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My Bio
Live in the sunshine state and enjoy pretty much anything ghat keeps me going.

Favourite Movies
Everything .. did a survey on netflix and realized i could rate over 800 movies.. Sad.. but i did run a video store when i was in highschool .. Still the best job I ever had . I don't think I "Worked" a single day.
Favourite TV Shows
Family Guy, Futurama, and pretty much anything thats canceled because I swear everything I like they cancel
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Nickelback, Classical, well pretty much into anything except most rap
Favourite Books
Anything by Ken Follet, but Pillars of the Earth is my #1.
Favourite Writers
Ken Follet, Alexandre Dumas, many many more
Favourite Games
if your talking video games... well anything violent. mostly because my attention span for games is about 20 - 25 min .. so i need violent to let off steam and get on with my life.
Favourite Gaming Platform
....... coffee table .... oooooohhh wait .. what are we talking about lol
Tools of the Trade
my awesomness and my humilty.
Well 2nd time this year I have been diagnosed with cancer. Fun Fun Fun .. for being 32 .. this kind of sucks.  ******************************** In the immortal words of peter griffin. " Do you know what really grinds my gears??"  All the "models" on here that seem to be astonished when they get rude comments on a public forum. I could literally make a copy paste a form response for them about how they feel so disrespected ......  People this is a public forum there are asshats out there everywhere, if you really think you are going to snap off cell phone pics, put them up on a art site and not get a pot shot from 1 out of t
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Fakes on DA

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There is a amazing amount of fakes here on DA. people posting pictures they pulled off line and other bs. Some are getting "smart" and incorporating fan signs into them. You know put a blank piece of paper with a name written on it. Well let me give you a few hints all those that wish to pass "your" pictures off of "yourself" or "your" picture. A) EVEN cell phones now take high res pictures. low res = possible screen capture B) if your going to Photoshop in things like fan signs. Pay attention to lighting/edges and resolution. A bright piece of paper, with sharp edges, that is crystal clear when you zoom, on a dark, somewhat blurry, and low
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My mind is always off in left field thinking of strange things. Like here is this one. Birth control is 99% effective meaning that there is a 1% margin for error. So what would happen if a porn star gets preg while " on the job". Can she claim workman's comp? Do they sell insurance in the industry for this event? and is the unlucky smuck who got paid 1/5th the amount of money that she did for the scene end up owing child support. Mind you these are all assuming she has the child. This is the million dollar questions of the day .
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Hope all is well!  thanks for the watch hun! Hope to bring up your days :)
Thank you for the watch :kiss:
Thank you very much! ♥
thank you very much for the watch, Mike! :)
thanks for watching
thank you for watching me^^